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Me? Do the things? But, I'm too little! (4'11) Good writer,bad actress, terrible person. "Those who are easily shocked, should be shocked more often" - Mae West
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liathwen:

psychologicalstorm:

thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters
I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story
"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 
….FOR SCIENCE!”

Well i’m booking a flight to Hungary

This right here is why I love Tumblr. 

liathwen:

psychologicalstorm:

thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters

I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story

"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 

….FOR SCIENCE!”

Well i’m booking a flight to Hungary

This right here is why I love Tumblr. 

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2 days ago
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twerkingassbutt:

notyourstandardops:

fuckyou-fuckme-fuckit:

disneygirlxx:

martin-munster:

munchflower:

When my daughter first showed signs of hating herself, I got out photoshop. We went and found an image of her choosing, of a woman. I spent the next two hours showing her just how easy it was to alter this woman. I changed her hair, whitened her teeth, made her thinner. I erased her blemishes and even made her taller while my daughter sat there aghast. At the end of it she loudly said - ” THAT’S NOT FAIR!” 

I told her that damn near every image she saw of people in magazines, on television, etc, was altered like this, and that she should never compare herself to that, because even supermodels don’t look like supermodels. 

I wish I could do that for every child. I wish it was a mandatory class in school.

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I AM SHOWING THIS TO EVERYONE 

I SAW THIS IN CLASS BEFORE. THE TEACHER WAS ALL LIKE ”please, never compare yourself to people you see in magazines. They’re always altered. It’s as easy as that.” I ALMOST STOOD UP AND YELLED ”AMEN, MISS. AMEN.”

France want’s to put a health warning on images like these

you go france. 

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1 week ago
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despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

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1 week ago
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rnackenzie:

1 note? guess my kids arent eating tonight

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1 week ago
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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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1 week ago
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dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

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1 week ago
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isadamonfire:

totallycasey and I are working on the script for our next project. We’re basing it on some old scripts we’d written. We got to a point where no matter how much we edited it out, there’d be no chance in hell this thing would make it past Standards and Practices for any network.

2 days ago
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thefuuuucomics:

a sentence i thought i would never read in my life

thefuuuucomics:

a sentence i thought i would never read in my life

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2 days ago
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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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1 week ago
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magic-murder-bag:

disruptedoriginal:

This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask

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guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask

fucking Bryan Cranston.

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Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression

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1 week ago
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mybine:

ill-lookafteryou:

In the series of how Leonardo DiCaprio fucks up in every film he’s in but the director always decides to keep it going.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact this line was not originally scripted. James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.
2. When Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) is preparing to draw Rose (Kate Winslet), he tells her to “Over on the bed… the couch.” The line was scripted “Over on that couch”, but DiCaprio made an honest mistake and James Cameron liked it so much he kept it in.
3. When Leonardo DiCaprio’s character Calvin Candie smashes the palm of his hand on the dinner table, the actor broke a glass under his hand and really began to bleed. DiCaprio ignored it, stayed in character, and continued with the scene.

maybe this is why he hasn’t won an oscar

this is exactly why he should win an oscar

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1 week ago
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